Stephen Harper Bursts a Blood Vessel

The morning news this morning reported, Stephen Harper under the exertion of trying to force the government to fall burst a blood vessel. He collapsed after his face turned red and he pissed himself, just after announcing, " I will be holding my breath until I get what I want and my party will not be doing any work today!"

A stunned Prime Minister Paul Martin said, to honour the memory of the late leader of the Conservatives, I will have a confidence vote right away. The country rejoiced to see the House of Commons unite in this tribute to the leaderof the conservative party and in a rousing speech Peter MacKay endorsed the Liberal Budget and everyone voted in a show of confidence in the leader.

It was not until a few hours later that Belinda Stronach told Peter during their long evening tryst that the vote of confidence was for Paul Martin and not for Stephen Harper. Now he realized why Gilles Duceppe seemed a little out of humour.

Alright, all of the above was a bit of fantasy. What a pity! Stephen Harper and his colleagues are beginning to appear a little to intense and churlish. Doesn't this idiot realize his behaviour and odd alliance with the Bloc is dangerous for the country and he is damaging the federalist cause as much as the Liberal party has over the last few years!

For goodness sake, Mr. Harper, Canada does exist outside of your little partisan perspective and the country is a greater cause then your hopes for being the leader of the government. John Reynolds looks like a diabolical Egor to the Conservative Frankenstein; Peter MacKay is the cross dressing.....

oh my that is the Rocky Horror Picture show.

from your faerieshaman